dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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