guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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