very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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