Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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