Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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