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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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