No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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