Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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