I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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