Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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