Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i dont even know how to be here
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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