scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
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it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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