i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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