Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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