Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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