It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
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i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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