I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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