this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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