May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i came on her dog
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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