He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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