Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
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I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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