Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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