Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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