Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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