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How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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