So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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