Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
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So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...