I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude