I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.