i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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