Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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