I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
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im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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