Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
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I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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