I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
It's official drugs can't kill me
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
