Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
We got so high we made milksteak
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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