Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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