First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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