I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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