if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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