On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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