Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
the raccoons are back...
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