I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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