hotel room ftw
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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