Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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