I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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