3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
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I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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