He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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