We're like a lot better than the average bears
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I made him laugh his dick is mine
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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