If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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