So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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