I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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