How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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