Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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