did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Rumble strips road head = magical
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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