i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
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I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I supernannyed him into submission
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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