Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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