I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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