Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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