He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Randomize