Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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