So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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